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Helen Finch

About Helen Finch

I live in a large house in South Florida with my parents and various imaginary pals. I can't hold down a relationship and my friends are always texting me all the time. My room is mostly lavendar, because Mom explains that it's a soothing color. I hear that if you wear a lavendar shirt, your boobs look bigger, but don't quote me on that. My ambition in life is (suprisingly) not be a famous writer, though I enjoy writing in itself.
Interests
Peculiar tales from the Yucatan, witty comebacks, and random ramblings
Occupation
Starving Artist


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
— Bilbo Baggins